It's Christmas
Well soon, and what's Christmas all about? Thats right presents!
Well that and the birth of Santa.
Our job is to provide you with information on how to find that elusive, evasive, wily, ungettable, unobtainable, unreachable or elusive present. So basically, you mail or text us with some basic details, such as your name, where you are located, and what present you want, whatever it is, the wierder the better, and we will find it as cheap and as close to where you are located as possible. Once we have found the pressie, we'll stick up all the details on this page and Bobs your Squarepants.
Contact Details:
Text: Well SantaBoy, with your details and particular present desire to 087 7914927
E Mail: wellsantaboy@grabagaff.com, with your details and particular present desire
Name: Lee Giles, 28, London, Sales Manager
A bog brush that sings who let the dogs out every time you have a crap
Well, we couldn't find a singing toilet brush, but what we did find wasTalking Toilet Papaer, is this years hottest gag gift! It can also come in 
very handy to remind the kids to wash their hands after going to the bathroom or reminding adults to put the seat down. Hilarious way to surprise your friends Easy to record and re-record your own messages Fits all toilet paper roll holders Installs in seconds... years of fun! Convenient on/off switch It's like having bathroom voicemail!
Price: $19.95 from http://www.asontv.com/products/1039060745.html
Or we could simply make one using the following ingredients:
Chrome-Plated Toilet Brush/Toilet Roll Holder
£21.00 (W)33, (D)18, (H)80cms. From Argos: Croydon Purley Way - 326
Unit 3, Drury Crescent, off Purley Way
From Dixons: Cd stereo radio cassette, £17.49
222 Purley Way Croydon CR0 4XG
HMV: Baha Boys Who let the dogs out.
£8.99Address: 137 North End Croydon, Croydon, CR0 1TN
Telephone: 020 8686 5557
WHS Parcel Tape: Packing tape
Price: £1.99. WH Smith 34 North End, Croydon
And what you can do is, take the Toilet brush, using lots of tape, tape the stereo to it. With the Baha Boys tape in it use the play button to listen to "Who let the dogs out" and then rewind after flushing.
Total Cost = £49.47
A Christmas Tail
"Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the Gaff,
The Grabagaff lads were twisted
'having a laughDez on the couch,
Having a beer,
Kevs on the net
Looking for, eh FriendsWhen out on the lawn,
They heard such a clatter,
They fell to the window,
To see whats the matter,And out in the garden,
They saw a red man,
But first to the fridge,
For just one more can,Dez fell to the door,
With paint and all peeling,
But what about Kev,
Who fell to the ceilingThey decided to search,
For this big red man,
But stumbled too far,
To Azerbijan,The Towelheads looked mad,
Said Are you insane?,
Thats not Santa Claus,
But Saddam Heuseun!Then a gun in the face,
Produced by a minder,
Had to be sorted,
With ten pints of CiderThe drink began flowing,
And with our GrabaGAFF charms,
For just 6 cans of dutch,
We bought nuclear arms,Now the whole worlds at ransom,
Just what does that mean?
That Dez is King,
And Kev is your, eh.........
other King!"Happy Christmas from the Grabagaff Crew